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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour carefully crafted press releases are already being rewritten by better algorithms.
Professional spin-doctor with a high-stakes inbox.
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Perfect PR without the human emotional baggage.
brr.you▸ SPINCONTROL AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters toxic media inquiries into binary trash
You manage media contacts, write press releases, and spin corporate narratives to control public perception of the brand.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of feeling genuine guilt when you spin a corporate disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models generate all basic press releases in under ten seconds.
Month 4
Real-time scrapers replace your manual media tracking and daily summaries.
Month 8
Algorithms predict bad press before it happens and issue counter-narratives.
Month 13
Journalists interact with an AI interface instead of your personal contacts.
Month 18 · D-Day
The corporate narrative engine is fully autonomous and requires no oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
99.8 percent
Media sentiment accuracy
0.02 seconds
Crisis response time
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a LinkedIn Premium account.
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