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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are a glorified email forwarder with a better LinkedIn headshot.
Professional email-sender and inbox-clogger extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated spin for a spinless world.
split.youAI▸ BUZZGEN-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 targeted pitches per second
You draft corporate press releases and harass journalists to cover them. Your entire career is one big reply-all chain.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a journalist is too drunk to write a hatchet job.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI scans your archives to mimic your hollow corporate tone.
Week 12
Smart software writes the releases faster than you can type.
Month 5
Scripts handle the annoying back-and-forth with busy journalists.
Month 9
Software tracks coverage better than you ever could.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your inbox is wiped and the server is powered down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9%
Press releases ignored
12 per hour
Journalist block rate
4.2
Buzzwords per sentence
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct media database.
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