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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour templated press release is just a fancy prompt for our bot.
Master of spreadsheets, reaper of unread email pitches
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Press releases written, sent, and forgotten.
stretchy.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 hyper-targeted pitches per second
You draft pitches, build media lists, and track coverage. We do it all without the coffee jitters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which cranky journalist won't delete the email immediately.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scrape every news site and flag mentions for clients.
Month 3
A database tool automatically cleans and updates your media lists.
Month 6
Templates generate your press releases using the latest corporate buzzwords.
Month 10
The system sends personalized emails based on journalist behavior data.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the system manages everything natively.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
2 percent
Average pitch success rate
12 hours
Time spent in spreadsheets
450
Clips captured per week
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'
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