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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou refine AI hype while the model trains to replace you.
Strategic architect of synthetic hype and corporate denial.
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Automated corporate gaslighting for the modern era.
squeeze.youAI▸ SPINCYCLE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes public sentiment in real-time
You draft press releases and curate media narratives for AI labs. You manage analyst relations while minimizing public panic regarding your own industry's trajectory.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human capacity to lie to reporters with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Our model begins scraping your PR mentions to learn your specific tone of corporate obfuscation.
Month 3
An agent generates your press releases, leaving you to merely copy-paste the hallucinations into emails.
Month 6
The system assumes control of your media contact lists to blast journalists with optimized, personalized lies.
Month 10
AI-driven PR bots simulate and resolve fake scandals faster than your human anxiety can process them.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves higher engagement than your organic human outreach.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
98%
Buzzword density per paragraph
Daily
Average apology issued
0.02
Truth-to-hype ratio
Your severance
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