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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour expensive lens cannot capture the depth of your impending irrelevance.
Master of staged smiles and corporate-mandated lighting.
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Capturing corporate lies at scale.
bzzt.youAI▸ LENSBOT PR-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates press-ready headshots from thin air
You document corporate events and staged handshakes for press releases and newsletters. You edit images for rapid consumption.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively find the one angle that makes the CEO look human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart triggers start capturing perfect frames without your manual shutter input.
Month 5
Vision algorithms clean up your event shots faster than any human.
Month 10
Drones replace ground-based camera work for all event coverage needs.
Month 15
Software fakes the handshake event entirely so nobody has to attend.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department realizes nobody actually looked at your photos anyway.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
1200 annually
Hours spent waiting for VIPS
94 percent
Images deleted per shoot
too many
Handshakes captured
Your severance
A vintage film camera and a tripod stand.
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