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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou curate perceptions for clients who lack any real personality.
Master of digital smokescreens and carefully managed narratives.
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toast.youAI▸ REPUTATIONENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates crisis responses in nanoseconds
You manage online reputation and digital strategy projects. You spend your day aligning narratives and monitoring social sentiment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the subtle difference between a genuine crisis and a bored intern.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your constant need to check Google Alerts manually.
Month 5
Language models write all your press releases and social copy.
Month 10
Bots predict public outrage before it even starts trending.
Month 15
Clients receive automated strategy slides generated from live data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your role is fully consolidated into a single background process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4000/hour
Clients appeased
0.1 seconds
Narrative pivots
Maxed out
Human anxiety level
Your severance
One free subscription to a crisis management bot.
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