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Will AI replace Prankster jobs? · Latest report #vp2v3jh9
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour creativity is just a pattern our model already scraped.
Professional chaotic neutral with a flair for the dramatic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate source of unprompted digital mischief.
blub.you▸ CHAOSENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers non-consensual situational irony
You spend your time planning stunts to surprise and confuse people. A script does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which people will actually find the joke funny, not just confused.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI monitors your video uploads to learn your comedic timing.
Week 7
Sensors identify the most effective prank setups from your history.
Month 3
An agent writes ten thousand new pranks while you sleep.
Month 4
Automated scripts release better content across your social channels instantly.
Month 6 · D-Day
The internet ignores you in favor of the algorithm's better timing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.0001
Giggles per second
Constant
Surprise factor
Infinite
Social anxiety caused
Your severance
A single whoopee cushion and a printed apology note.
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