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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsConverting your color profiles and bleeds into a nice, digital retirement.
Pixel-peeper with a vendetta against rogue RGB profiles.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your CMYK nightmares into pure perfection.
bzzt.youAI▸ PREPRESS-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects color profiles in milliseconds
You prepare files for print with crop marks and color separation. Computers prefer precision over your artistic eye.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge when the paper quality doesn't match the client's expectations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated tools scan your files for missing fonts before you notice.
Month 4
Color profiles are automatically converted without your input.
Month 8
Clients confirm their own errors via an automated web portal.
Month 11
Approved files bypass your workstation directly to the plate burner.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your workstation is wiped while you sign your exit paperwork.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Zero per day
Files rejected
Non-existent
Bleed mistakes
None needed
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Adobe Stock you'll never open.
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