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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling software solutions with slides that no one actually reads anyway.
Professional slide-jockey and expert feature-guesser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Demos built before the prospect asks.
help!you▸ PITCHLOGIC AI-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect custom demos in seconds
You interpret customer requests, build custom demos, and guess how many hours developers will need to build features.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a prospect is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart forms capture requirements without needing a human consultant present.
Month 5
Software updates environments in real-time to match specific prospect needs.
Month 10
Models analyze historical code commits to calculate accurate build estimates.
Month 15
AI handles prospect questions and presents slides without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The consultant role is permanently moved to the legacy archive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
12 minutes
Demo preparation time
42 percent
Accuracy of effort estimates
98 percent
Slides ignored per meeting
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our demo generation software.
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