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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell AI to replace others, never seeing the irony yourself.
Selling the very tools that make you redundant daily.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the client even arrives.
bzzt.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect custom demos in ten seconds
You build custom technical demos for sales pitches and manage strategic partner integrations to close software deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a prospect is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI crawlers scan client websites to build the perfect pitch.
Month 4
Live environments update in real-time based on prospect inputs.
Month 9
Synthetic avatars replace you on partner coordination conference calls.
Month 15
Self-negotiating bots handle the technical partnership agreements directly.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the demo engine runs perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
too high
demo deck slide count
daily 4
hours spent on irrelevant calls
constant
partner synergy buzzwords used
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic sales bot
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