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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell AI tools that exist solely to make you unemployed.
Professional snake-oil merchant and pipeline-filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the humans wake up.
split.you▸ PITCH-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every discovery call simultaneously
You pitch software capabilities and lead teams to hit quarterly revenue targets through complex B2B sales cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest all call transcripts to predict prospect interest.
Month 4
Generative agents create bespoke pitch decks in under three seconds.
Month 8
Autonomous bots take over follow-up emails and pricing negotiations.
Month 13
Human account executives are replaced by high-speed response agents.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all revenue.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
42%
Demo conversion rate
1402
Unanswered emails
99%
Bullshit buzzwords used
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of API access.
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