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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour demo is just a glorified screensaver that waits for questions.
Professional slide-shifter and occasional cable-plugger.
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Demos that never need a bathroom break.
bzzt.youAI▸ PITCH-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
answers technical curveballs without sweating
You build data center lab environments and perform technical sales demos. Your product knowledge is your only personality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about their technical infrastructure requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scripted provisioning replaces your manual lab environment builds.
Month 5
AI-powered avatars handle the slide deck walkthroughs.
Month 10
Interactive, self-configuring demo units replace your hardware racks.
Month 15
Advanced sensors detect customer interest better than your intuition.
Month 21 · D-Day
The sales team realizes they prefer the bot's constant uptime.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
45 mins
Average Demo Duration
High
Cold Sweat Factor
34
Slides Per Meeting
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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