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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist to turn vague customer dreams into expensive technical debt.
Professional slide-juggler and technical smoke-machine operator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the meeting starts.
shred.you▸ PITCHMASTER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates custom demo environments in real-time
You build custom demos and pitch technical solutions to win new business deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the prospect is lying about their budget and pivot instantly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Language models start answering technical security questionnaires faster than you ever could.
Month 4
Cloud containers spin up custom demos based on CRM input alone.
Month 9
Interactive AI avatars handle the first discovery call with perfect technical accuracy.
Month 13
Generative tools build slide decks that prospects actually want to read.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire pre-sales function collapses into an automated web-based configuration portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4,200
Slides built
112
Demo glitches
900 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One free trial of the product that replaced you.
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