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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPowerPoint slide decks are not a personality, they are a terminal disease.
Professional visionary, master of the 'art of the possible'.
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Turning buzzwords into bankruptcy since yesterday.
glub.youAI▸ PITCH-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite fake roadmaps in seconds
You craft vague roadmaps and pitch imaginary tech features to clients who have zero budget for them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes convince a client to sign a contract despite the broken product.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your entire slide archive is uploaded to train the pitch model.
Month 4
The AI generates bespoke roadmaps that sound more confident than yours.
Month 9
Synthetic agents take over the discovery calls and empathy-simulation meetings.
Month 15
The platform dynamically adjusts pricing and tech promises in real time.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system finishes your last deck and hits the delete key.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
98 percent
Average buzzword density
4,200 annually
Slides built that nobody reads
0.01 percent
Actual business impact
Your severance
A LinkedIn subscription and a warm, firm goodbye handshake.
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