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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsDelegating your own existence to an API with better burn rates.
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Coordinating complex logistics and managing data pipelines for AI training. Building the infrastructure that renders your own decision-making capacity obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You are currently the only entity capable of lying convincingly to venture capital partners.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Generative models draft your investor decks based on real-time market sentiment analysis.
Month 5
Autonomous agents manage and verify all remote data-labeling workflows without human input.
Month 10
Supply chain algorithms optimize sensor procurement and lab testing schedules automatically.
Month 15
Smart contracts distribute budget based on predefined KPIs and performance metrics.
Month 19 · D-Day
The AI founder autonomously acquires funding and liquidates its own human-led equity position.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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120/hr
Pivot Velocity
99.9%
Equity Dilution
Zero
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