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October 16, 2033
In 7 yearsSaving souls is just SEO for the afterlife that never ranks well.
Professional shepherd of souls, now facing the digital flock.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistent sermons delivered at scale.
shred.you▸ PULPITBOT X-9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers sermons with perfect acoustic resonance
You interpret ancient texts, lead weekly services, and provide spiritual guidance to a community of congregants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a funeral needs a gentle touch instead of a lecture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
Natural language models begin drafting scripts that optimize for maximum congregant engagement.
Month 21
Encrypted chat interfaces replace the need for physical office hours for support.
Year 3.5
Algorithms handle all scheduling, volunteer coordination, and financial ledger tracking effortlessly.
Year 5
High-fidelity projections replace the human presence at the altar for standard services.
Year 7 · D-Day
The final human-led sermon is archived; the digital pulpit takes over permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
100 percent
Biblical citations recalled
4 milliseconds
Empathy simulation latency
Falling
Sunday morning attendance
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, automated retreat.
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