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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Preboarding Specialist jobs? · Latest report #9gd37dep
Your job has an expiration date
April 25, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning human excitement into a cold, automated spreadsheet row.
Professional email template filler and deadline chaser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paperwork processed before they even sign.
help!youAI▸ ONBOARDER-X7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfect welcome emails without typos
You send welcome emails and track new hire paperwork completion. You are basically a human notification bell.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a new hire is actually just confused instead of defiant.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart scripts start sending your welcome emails automatically.
Week 8
Visual AI identifies missing signatures on all tax documents.
Month 3
Systems link directly to the HR portal for instant updates.
Month 5
Shipment labels for hardware are generated without human input.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the script takes over forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
42
Emails sent per hour
100 percent
Forms checked for errors
too many
Hours spent on LinkedIn
Your severance
A PDF certificate of appreciation and a broken stapler.
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