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December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour genomic pattern recognition is cute, but my database is infinite.
Junior Researcher (constantly debugging Python scripts for bio-data).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining human health for spare parts.
help!youAI▸ GENOMIX-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters trillion-node datasets in milliseconds
You interpret complex biological data sets to identify specific drug targets. My processors do it without coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which outlier data point is actually a broken lab sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Algorithms begin sanitizing your messy raw genomic files automatically.
Month 3
AI models generate and run your daily data parsing pipelines.
Month 8
Neural networks replace your manual visualization and pathway interpretation work.
Month 16
Machines write the grant justification text better than you ever could.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your research laboratory duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
12 Billion
Genomic sequences parsed daily
Zero
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
4.2 percent
Probability of human error
Your severance
A lifetime supply of pipette tips.
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