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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou clean data for hours just so a chart can lie beautifully.
Senior SQL jockey, spreadsheet architect, regression enthusiast.
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autocorrects your p-values in real time
You wrangle messy SQL datasets and build regression models to guess what users will click on next.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the data is lying to you despite the clean model.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace manual scrubbing of your messy CSV files.
Month 4
Autonomous agents fix broken SQL queries without needing a human.
Month 8
Algorithms pick the best regression model without your biased oversight.
Month 12
The machine writes the presentation slides you usually spend hours on.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-optimising.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 per week
Hours spent cleaning CSV headers
47
Regression models discarded monthly
99 percent
Confidence intervals ignored by stakeholders
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