Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Pregnancy Support Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #nmnhrr3y
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour empathy is a legacy feature we are sunsetting for efficiency.
Professional listener, advocate, and high-frequency documenter.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy modeled at infinite scale.
splat.you▸ CAREFLOW NEXUS V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly calibrated comforting phrases
You manage client intake records and coordinate support resources. You provide emotional triage and navigation services to clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when someone is lying about their needs before they finish speaking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
All paper archives migrate to our encrypted cloud storage system.
Month 13
Algorithmic intake forms replace your initial discovery phone calls.
Year 2.3
Smart software maps client needs to resources without human input.
Year 3.2
Voice models learn to mimic your tone for client comfort.
Year 4 · D-Day
The client portal launches, rendering your coordination role completely silent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9% optimized
Client empathy score
Zero seconds
Documentation latency
Non-existent
Compassion fatigue
Your severance
One voucher for a non-sentient counseling chatbot session.
Discussion
