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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA glorified committee chair who thinks they are a sovereign monarch.
Professional ribbon-cutter and master of the non-answer.
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Statistically superior governance without the ribbon cutting.
pop?you▸ PROVINCIALPOLICY-ENGINE V.9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes budget allocations to zero deficits
Managing regional legislative agendas, balancing provincial budgets, and handling media scrums during endless public policy crises.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still shake a voter's hand without triggering a feedback loop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI advisor replaces staff in drafting all policy recommendations.
Month 5
Language models handle all public messaging and defensive media spin.
Month 15
Algorithmic resource allocation makes human budget debates redundant.
Year 2.2
Software simulations predict and execute legislative outcomes without floor debate.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The Premier role is archived as an inefficient historical process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
14 per term
Average policy flip-flops
892 yearly
Taxpayer-funded photo ops
0.04 percent
Actual legislative input
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the legislative cafeteria.
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