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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour expensive lens is just an expensive way to capture irrelevance.
Professional blur-chaser and light-stager for corporate vanity.
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Perfect framing without the small talk
glub.youAI▸ LENSMASTER-9000 PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates highlights in real-time
You document corporate events using high-end cameras and lighting setups to curate polished marketing galleries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively find the one executive who actually enjoys the networking event.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Fixed camera arrays now automatically capture perfect shots at events.
Month 5
Software instantly applies brand-perfect color grading to every frame.
Month 10
A laser grid gently tells speakers where to stand for lighting.
Month 15
AI cuts full highlight reels before the event finishes.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your camera gear is liquidated for parts to build more pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0 (human) / 10k (AI)
Photos culled per hour
Very high
Average ego per aperture
42 per gig
Minutes wasted on small talk
Your severance
A vintage film camera and a thank you note.
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