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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database we will soon possess.
Professional suite peddler and high-stakes steakhouse regular.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the client finishes lunch.
oof.you▸ SUITEDEALER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal suite pricing in real time
You identify high-net-worth leads to push arena suite contracts. You manage client relationships through expensive dinners and games.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a bored CEO is finally ready to sign the contract.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We scrape your CRM to learn which clients like hockey.
Month 4
Algorithms send personalized invitations to every CEO in the city.
Month 8
Software adjusts suite costs based on opponent and game demand.
Month 13
Legally binding electronic signatures replace your paper filing system.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all renewals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.4 percent
Cold call conversion rate
12,000 USD
Annual steakhouse budget
250,000 USD
Average suite contract value
Your severance
A lifetime supply of arena hot dogs.
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