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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a very expensive, slow, emotional API endpoint.
Professional listener and expert on client-side panic attacks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deep domain expertise with a synthetic smile.
no no noyou▸ CONCIERGELOGIC V-7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates fake empathy during critical system crashes
You troubleshoot complex technical issues for high-value clients via calls and tickets. You provide human empathy as a service.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to cover up their own user error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent sorts incoming tickets and writes basic status updates.
Month 3
The system pulls and reads logs before you even open them.
Month 6
Real-time AI prompts suggest exact answers for you to recite.
Month 10
A photorealistic avatar takes all low-tier technical support calls.
Month 13 · D-Day
The AI is given full authority to resolve all client issues.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 seconds
Average resolution latency
100 percent
Client emotional satisfaction score
0 dollars
Annual empathy overhead
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you currently support.
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