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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling luxury boxes to people who don't know you exist.
Cold-caller for people who never answer their phones.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the puck drops.
help!youAI▸ SUITEGENIUS 4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized season renewal contracts instantly
You chase wealthy clients to sign multi-year lease agreements for luxury suites and club-level hockey seating.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm an unhappy executive after their team loses a home game.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scraping social and public financial data to find buyers.
Month 4
Automated bots place calls that mimic human sales tone.
Month 8
Auto-generating lease agreements tailored to client purchasing history.
Month 12
Algorithms adjust luxury suite costs based on market demand.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire sales cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
2 percent
Call-to-contract conversion
98 percent
Cold call rejections
0.5 percent
Suite upsell rate
Your severance
Three unsold game tickets and a lukewarm foam finger.
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