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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour knife skills are impressive, but machines never need a band-aid.
Professional onion-tears enthusiast and vegetable guillotine operator.
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Consistent cuts, zero finger loss.
blub.you▸ PREPMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes twelve crates of carrots per minute
You spend all day washing, peeling, chopping vegetables, and portioning ingredients for the line cooks.
The one thing AI can't do
You intuitively adjust your knife grip when the produce quality takes a sudden, sad turn.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras track your yield rates and movement speed for data logging.
Month 10
High-speed industrial blades take over the bulk vegetable chopping tasks.
Year 1.9
Vision-guided robotic arms weigh and bag ingredients into precise plastic containers.
Year 3
Software manages all walk-in cooler rotations and automatic food orders.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kitchen layout is permanently reconfigured for full automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
200 lbs
Avg onions peeled daily
Weekly
Finger bandage frequency
9 hours
Standing time per shift
Your severance
A blunt chef's knife and one lifetime salad pass.
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