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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour bunker is just a very expensive, dark, concrete coffin.
Amateur archivist of apocalypse scenarios and canned meat
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of the world, perfectly optimized.
glub.youAI▸ OMNISURVIVALIST-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes supply chains for societal collapse
You stockpile non-perishable goods and study survival skills while waiting for the collapse of modern infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, human spark needed to believe you can beat the odds.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 10
Sensors identify every can in your pantry to predict exactly when your food will expire.
Year 5
Algorithms model global trade failure points to forecast your specific scarcity timeline before it occurs.
Year 14
Autonomous vehicle fleets pre-position supplies at your hidden site so you never have to move.
Year 22
Drones monitor your perimeter with thermal imaging to identify threats before you even hear them.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine provides the survival outcome you anticipated, rendering your entire preparation lifestyle completely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4000+
Tins of beans stored
Maximal
Paranoia intensity index
Negligible
Chances of actual survival
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired canned peaches
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