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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build complex slide decks for problems that do not exist.
Senior slides-builder and professional promise-maker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward human pauses.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates custom architecture diagrams mid-call
You draft technical diagrams and lead sales demos to convince clients that your software solves their non-existent pain.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget and pivot instantly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI reads thousands of pages to draft your response drafts.
Month 5
Visual models build your pitch decks from customer CRM logs.
Month 10
An avatar performs perfect demos without ever crashing the software.
Month 15
Negotiation algorithms calculate the exact discount to close fast.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the machine finishes the pitch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99%
Slide deck complexity index
42
Demo feature-fatigue count
1,000+
Unread technical specs
Your severance
One free trial of the software you struggled selling.
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