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October 12, 2028
In 2 yearsYou design the bridge while the client is still choosing maps.
Professional slide-juggler and technical scope-creep whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated blueprints for impossible dreams.
split.you▸ PITCHMASTER-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates plausible architecture on the fly
You draft technical diagrams for sales pitches and pretend client requirements aren't actually impossible engineering nightmares.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying about their current infrastructure during a discovery call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI pre-fills your RFP responses with industry-standard jargon.
Month 6
A vision model draws your technical architecture automatically.
Month 12
Algorithms calculate the margin before you even open Excel.
Month 16
Persistent bots handle your live demos without crashing.
Year 2 · D-Day
A self-contained sales agent closes the deal while you watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4,200
Slides built that nobody read
12,000
Hours spent justifying technical debt
14
Client sighs per meeting
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to PowerPoint with no updates.
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