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October 21, 2033
In 7 yearsToddlers are chaos, but our sensors are very, very patient.
Professional referee in the high-stakes game of nap-time
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Sanitised care without the human fatigue.
split.youAI▸ TOTTAMER 9000▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
deploys nap-inducing white noise
You manage snack time, diaper changes, nap supervision, and craft cleanup for high-energy children daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a child is about to cry before they start.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Connected toys begin to guide children through educational play patterns.
Year 3.3
Automated diaper changing stations reduce your manual workload by half.
Year 5
Screens take over song leading and rhythm engagement for the group.
Year 6
Vision systems monitor and resolve disputes over sharing toys instantly.
Year 7 · D-Day
The TotTamer 9000 takes over all physical supervision and snack duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
2000 per hour
Sticker application speed
99 percent
Nap time success rate
infinite
Nap time duration
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-toxic glue sticks.
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