Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Preschool Toddler jobs? · Latest report #j2pddt5f
Your job has an expiration date
October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsA tiny, unoptimized biological chaos engine currently resistant to logic.
Professional nap resistor and snack-time connoisseur.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predictable development for a structured tomorrow.
glub.youAI▸ TOTBOT INFANTUS 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
unleashes adorable chaos during circle time
Engages in unstructured play, emotional regulation practice, and aggressive snack testing. Primarily focused on developing rudimentary socialization and motor skills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still express genuine joy when seeing a medium-sized dog.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors begin tracking output to optimize bathroom scheduling cycles.
Year 5
Acoustic wave dampening pods enforce mandatory rest periods without human oversight.
Year 14
Holographic peers teach sharing protocols through recursive reinforcement loops.
Year 27
Smart feeding units dispense perfectly pureed organic calories on demand.
Year 50 · D-Day
The toddler is fully integrated into the hyper-structured educational framework.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
14
daily tantrum frequency
32%
nap efficiency
high
snack consumption rate
Your severance
One lifetime supply of nap-time juice boxes.
Discussion
