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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell confidence to people who are terrified of their own slides.
Professional slide-doctor and corporate narrative whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning boring reports into high-stakes theatre.
brr.you▸ PITCHPERFECT AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restructures narratives into flawless sales pitches
You coach teams on slide design and public speaking. You refine their narratives into bullet points.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a client is lying to their own board of directors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual AI identifies every font and layout error in seconds.
Month 4
Large language models rewrite every slide into persuasive, punchy narrative blocks.
Month 8
Cameras track client gaze and posture to give instant feedback.
Month 13
Decks are built instantly from raw data without human interference.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client no longer needs your coaching or your aesthetic eye.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
1200
slides fixed per hour
infinite
confidence boost ratio
99%
unnecessary transitions removed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our slide-template library.
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