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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour career is just a series of slides, all leading to exit.
Formatting enthusiast who mistakes animation for communication.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your vague thoughts into corporate fluff.
no no noyou▸ SLIDEAUTOMATOR PRO 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates fifty variants in six seconds
You spend all day forcing bullet points into templates to justify the existence of mid-level management meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure setting makes the slide transition look slightly less pathetic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An AI agent adopts your company style guide to automate layout.
Week 11
Raw numbers are pulled from databases directly into visual graphics.
Month 4
Managers start requesting edits directly from the software interface.
Month 5
Slides update in real-time as the data changes daily.
Month 8 · D-Day
Human input on slide design officially becomes a liability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
450
Bullets per hour
12pt
Average font size
Daily
Soul crushing sessions
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our slide generation platform.
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