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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour teleprompter is reading itself now, and it's doing a better job.
Professional reader of words written by people with anxiety.
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help!youAI▸ HOST-BOT 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects your posture with haptic feedback
You stand on stages and read lines to crowds. Soon, a projection will do it without the sweat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a funny joke when the power cuts out mid-speech.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We sample your voice to train our text-to-speech engine.
Month 4
The avatar reads your scripts with zero errors or pauses.
Month 10
Sensors adjust the avatar's smile based on live audience data.
Month 15
A high-def projection replaces your physical body on stage.
Month 21 · D-Day
The power is cut to your green room permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
98 percent
Teleprompter dependency
Four hourly
Water breaks taken
Two liters
Sweat per monologue
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our voice-cloning software.
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