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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou manage spreadsheets while pretending you understand how they actually compute.
Strategic architect of slides and expensive vendor subscriptions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated strategy without the long lunches.
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projects quarterly loss with zero human input
You make high-level strategy slides and approve budgets for software projects that rarely meet their initial deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a straight face during a board presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your internal emails and slide decks are scanned for patterns.
Month 3
The AI starts drafting strategy papers that match your style.
Month 6
Algorithms begin predicting the outcomes of your board meetings.
Month 9
Routine budget requests are signed off by automated logic gates.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked when the board prefers the machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
1200
slides created per year
94%
decisions based on intuition
62%
percentage of budget wasted
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete garden leave.
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