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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsElysée protocols are just inefficient algorithms waiting for a better update.
Professional negotiator (strictly ceremonial, mostly stressed).
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Managing diplomatic relations, legislative agenda setting, and ceremonial leadership of the French state.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a genuine handshake while looking someone in the eye.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start drafting all policy briefing materials for the office.
Month 5
Algorithms begin suggesting the statistically optimal path for every legislative move.
Month 15
Real-time emotion sensors replace the need for traditional cabinet polls.
Year 2.2
Avatar-led summits handle all low-stakes international treaty negotiations.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The administrative functions of the executive are fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero
Gaffe frequency
Infinite
Policy output
Nanoseconds
Negotiation speed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very quiet retirement.
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