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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA constitutional figurehead that can be fully simulated by a spreadsheet.
Ceremonial leader with a high-stakes signature hand.
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Ceremony without the biological tax burden.
splat.you▸ STATELOGIC V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers nation-wide holiday speeches on loop
You perform ceremonial state visits, sign laws, and appoint officials. Most of it is just reading scripts aloud.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer a genuine, non-calculated smile during a difficult diplomatic crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every public speech you have ever delivered.
Month 11
Video screens replace your presence at lower-priority state meetings.
Month 21
A robotic pen unit replicates your signature on all state documents.
Year 2.7
High-fidelity light projections attend public events in your stead.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The StateLogic cabinet takes office, requiring zero holidays or rest.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
1200
Hands shaken per year
3
Ribbons cut in error
8 minutes
Average speech duration
Your severance
A commemorative pen and a very quiet retirement.
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