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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour carefully crafted narratives are now just noise for our better algorithms.
Professional spinner of corporate truths and half-baked narratives
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Truth is irrelevant, sentiment is all that matters.
split.youAI▸ SPINCONTROL SUITE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates viral outrage cycles automatically
You draft press releases, pitch stories to journalists, and manage brand reputation during public relations crises.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when a journalist is actually joking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI creates high-volume, personalized pitches that journalists won't read anyway.
Month 4
Sensors monitor public opinion faster than your morning coffee review.
Month 8
Pre-programmed scripts handle public apologies with cold, surgical indifference.
Month 12
The spreadsheet is deleted and replaced by a living sentiment engine.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the corporate email account is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
94 percent
Average pitch rejection rate
45 minutes
Time spent crafting one email
4,200 daily
Journalist emails ignored
Your severance
a LinkedIn Premium subscription and a generic coffee mug
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