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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading expensive lunches for an algorithm that generates infinite press releases.
Professional spinner of corporate truth and expensive lunch expenser.
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Truth is irrelevant, coverage is infinite.
split.youAI▸ SPINBOT PR-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blasts personalized lies to journalists automatically
Drafts press releases and pitches journalists to secure media coverage for corporate clients. Tracks sentiment through daily monitoring.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors track every brand mention across global news feeds.
Month 4
Language models generate tailored pitches to thousands of journalists simultaneously.
Month 8
Robotic editors rewrite your press releases for maximum SEO impact.
Month 12
AI mimics the CEO voice to craft perfect public apologies.
Month 14 · D-Day
The agency moves to server-side influence and shuts you down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
150 USD
Average lunch tab
500 daily
Cold emails sent
99 percent
Buzzword density
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct trade magazine.
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