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Will AI replace Press Relations Officer jobs? · Latest report #r3v5ashw
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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Rolodex is just a database that hasn't been scraped yet.
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glub.youAI▸ STATE-SYNC PR-BOT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfectly tailored leaks at midnight
Drafts official statements and manages information flow between government agencies and skeptical journalists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a journalist is fishing for a leak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan all media output to map journalist networks.
Month 4
AI models learn to draft statements that mimic your tone.
Month 8
The machine takes over basic responses to press inquiries.
Month 13
Algorithms predict the perfect release time for policy news.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the machine assumes total control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Average spin density
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