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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spin the news, but our algorithm spins the truth faster.
Professional spin doctor for the politically fragile.
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Neutral tone for any political disaster.
split.youAI▸ STATECRAFT AI MODEL 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters truth through a calibrated bias engine
You pitch policy to corporate donors and act as a human shield for politicians facing angry media outlets.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which journalist needs a private call to stop a negative story.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify negative news trends before you even read them.
Month 4
AI generates official responses faster than a human can type.
Month 8
Algorithms determine exactly which lobbyists to contact for endorsements.
Month 11
A high-def screen replaces the minister at the podium.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system fully automates all public-facing political communication.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
98 percent
Average spin density
400 yearly
Hours spent on hold
Variable
Scandals successfully deflected
Your severance
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