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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou spend all day tweaking margins that an algorithm enjoys breaking.
Expert in Excel pivot tables and weeping over VLOOKUPs.
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Margin optimization at the speed of light.
bzzt.youAI▸ PRICEPIVOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts global pricing in real time
You analyze market trends and costs to set item prices. You juggle spreadsheets to maximize company profit margins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a competitor is bluffing based on their weird historical data patterns.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Automated pipelines replace your manual data extraction from legacy systems.
Month 5
AI models generate pricing strategies faster than you can open Excel.
Month 10
Bots crawl competitor sites and update our pricing instantly.
Month 16
Sales managers get an app that stops them from emailing you.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the model fully manages global margins.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
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Spreadsheets broken daily
99.9%
Margin percentage accuracy
82%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's pricing software.
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