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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pricing logic is just a spreadsheet that nobody reads anymore.
Retail margin hunter, spreadsheet necromancer, data janitor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated price wars for the digital age.
no no noyou▸ MARGINMASTER AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonomously updates store prices every three seconds
You juggle price elasticities and category margins. You turn raw data into charts that tell buyers what to do.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still vaguely explain why the sales dropped during that one bizarre Tuesday sale.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software links directly to your pricing databases and warehouse logs.
Month 5
The system learns to predict price elasticity without your messy pivot tables.
Month 10
The AI starts pushing price changes to store shelves while you watch.
Month 15
Automatic data insights replace your weekly slide deck presentations.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the algorithm takes the wheel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
14
Spreadsheet errors per week
8000
Meaningless pivot tables generated
0.02
Seconds to replace your brain
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic dashboard tool.
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