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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsCalculating margins while the company burns your spreadsheets for warmth.
Master of Excel vlookups and awkward client negotiations.
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sluurp.you▸ CONTRACTBOT PRICINGENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects revenue projections during board meetings
You model contract pricing scenarios and negotiate complex service agreements. We just automate the math and the signature.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget in a conference call.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index your messy spreadsheets and fix formula errors.
Month 5
Algorithms learn your pricing patterns to propose margins automatically.
Month 10
AI chatbots handle low-stakes contract renewals without human input.
Month 15
Deep learning models draft complex legal language from templates.
Month 21 · D-Day
One server replaces the entire pricing and contracting department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14
Spreadsheet errors per month
38
Meetings about margins
High
Human ego bias
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a spreadsheet training course.
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