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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets were just waiting for a faster machine to kill them.
Professional spreadsheet jockey and markdown optimist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Margin optimization without the human hesitation.
oof.youAI▸ PRICEBOT PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts global stock prices in nanoseconds
You track inventory levels and set markdowns based on regional sales trends. You stare at dashboards all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why a specific trend failed to catch fire in the northeast.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest your sales reports directly from the retail databases.
Month 4
AI identifies regional buying patterns faster than your weekly review.
Month 8
Pricing changes automatically publish to web storefronts based on stock.
Month 12
The algorithm tests thousand-fold markdown scenarios for optimal profit outcome.
Month 13 · D-Day
You receive a final calendar invite that is also your layoff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Instantaneous
Margin optimization speed
Zero
Spreadsheet errors
Non-existent
Decision fatigue
Your severance
A one-year subscription to basic spreadsheet software.
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