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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour career is just a spreadsheet waiting for a better formula.
Managing five people who ignore your status updates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decisions without the human emotional baggage.
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reallocates team budget in milliseconds
You shuffle project priorities and bridge the gap between technical requirements and business sales targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can stop a marketing disaster before it goes live.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and bots replace your daily manual reporting cycle.
Month 4
Algorithms now automatically assign tasks based on developer history.
Month 8
Autonomous agents calculate and push promotions directly to the store.
Month 13
Direct database access replaces the need for human project intermediaries.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the team is self-managed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14 hours
Average stakeholder meetings per week
22 percent
Project roadmap drift variance
85 percent
Team capacity utilization rate
Your severance
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