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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell spreadsheets that tell CEOs how to lose their customers.
Senior Excel sorcerer and slide deck architect
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Extracting maximum profit from every single click.
shred.you▸ PRICEBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
adjusts profit models in real-time
You build complex pricing models and run customer sensitivity analysis to justify arbitrary increases in product costs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual profit margins.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts scrape your client's historical sales and cost data.
Month 5
AI agents rebuild your Excel models with zero circular references.
Month 10
Natural language models output better pitches than your current team.
Month 15
Real-time pricing algorithms handle all your client adjustments instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and replaced by a low-latency API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2
Spreadsheet errors per week
89%
Slide decks ignored by clients
12%
Average price increase suggested
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's analytics dashboard.
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