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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheet is just a death warrant written in Excel cells.
Master of VLOOKUP and chronic margin-anxiety sufferer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Margins that never miss a beat.
ow.youAI▸ PRICEBOT 4000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates global pricing in six milliseconds
You track margin shifts, update regional price lists, and manually reconcile thousands of product cost changes daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the margin dropped to an angry regional manager.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An agent scrapes your price lists into a database.
Week 11
Automated scripts alert on margin dips without human input.
Month 5
Algorithms push price changes directly to the web storefronts.
Month 9
A robot compares supplier invoices to system costs automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the algorithm assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Infinite
Spreadsheet rows processed
Zero
Margin errors caught
Too many
Meetings about price increases
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel formulas you cannot edit.
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