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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your spreadsheets into a funeral march for your career.
Strategic architect of imaginary value and pivot tables
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Extracting maximum value with zero empathy.
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optimizes margins while you sleep
You spend days massaging Excel models to extract pennies from customers. Your existence is just a complex, expensive formula waiting to be solved by a GPU.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about why the pricing strategy failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We ingest your messy legacy pricing data to train our predictive margin models.
Month 4
Our scraper bots replace your manual competitor tracking with real-time global price parity.
Month 8
Algorithms begin auto-adjusting price tiers, rendering your manual spreadsheet updates completely obsolete.
Month 13
The AI now explains margin shifts directly to the board via automated presentation streams.
Month 18 · D-Day
We switch off your access while the model achieves perfect price extraction autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
14
Spreadsheet errors per week
32
Hours wasted in meetings
Low
Human gut feeling success
Your severance
a LinkedIn Premium subscription and a firm handshake
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