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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsCalculates profit margins while software calculates your entire existence away.
Portfolio juggler, Excel warrior, master of the pivot table.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time pricing for the ruthless
ow.youAI▸ MARGINMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalibrates global pricing in six milliseconds
You juggle spreadsheets to set item prices and optimize margins across a product portfolio. The math is simple.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the Q3 projections missed the target.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull pricing data directly from your competitors in real-time.
Month 3
AI models replace your guesswork with mathematically perfect margin targets.
Month 6
Software updates your legacy pricing database without human intervention.
Month 9
Chatbots tell your sales team exactly what price they must charge.
Month 14 · D-Day
The spreadsheets are deleted and your login is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
1.2 Million
Spreadsheet rows handled
Too many
Margin errors made
15 Gallons
Coffee consumed per quarter
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's pricing software.
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